Episode 53: D-Mack shows you how to street pimp and cheat on your wife

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This show we have in street pimp D-Mack who shows you all the tips and tricks to pick up women outside the club.  He also is a master at spotting scams that women run at clubs and how not to be taken in by them.  He has had women with boyfriends try to get drinks off him etc. 
A surprise is that D-mack is married and he will show you tricks on how to cheat on your wife without getting caught.  He tells you why you should not carry a cell phone and what to do if you come home covered in glitter. So if you are a married guy and want to date women and not get caught this is the show you have been waiting for.  Listen to tricks from someone who has been married since the age of 21. D-Mack reveals how to hide all your browsing information on your computer from your wife and save everything on a pendrive.  He boasts a 75% success rate of picking up women outside clubs and a 100% rate of not getting caught by his wife. D-Mack also has some stories about finding doody on a girls booty while riding her reverse cowgirl and a crazy story about a girl peeing herself while he was dancing with her.

The show starts with H-Dizzle clowning on Allen C's friend Mark who just wanted to sit in on the show.  Allen promised him fame, fortune and a lot of women to which Dizzle said that this is probably another let down in a long string of disappointments for Mark. Allen wants to know why Dizzle's voice is so hoarse and cut up this week.  Dizzle tells a story about how he has an addictive personality and cant stop taking free things.  This time he was around a bunch of smokers with their packs sitting around so he started bumming cigarettes like crazy from people until he realized he had smoked a whole pack in a matter of 30 minutes.  Allen's friend Mark commented that is what your parents usually do to punish you to try to get you to quit. D-Mack says that would be an issue if Dizzle got his hands on cocaine or marijuana. 
 
D-Mack says he walked in and saw Dizzle and Allen sitting with their shirts off because of the heat.  It looked a bit creepy but D-mack said he always goes with the flow and took his shirt off too. Chris talks about his mom catching him masturbating and how he would hide his porn.  Find out what Chris did when his mom caught him.

Dizzle also talks about the horrible new Hanes underwear he has that has the lint come off while you wear it and leaves your penis looking like its covered in smegma.
 
Allen also brings in his friend who gets clowned on relentlessly.  We talk about Kate Moss and why she should stop running around topless on the beaches.  Voicemail, Emails and more all this week.

If you liked the song we played during the break it was by the band Sebastian Cavalli and you can check it out at their website.

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